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| Dancing, snow, and horses, what's not to like? |
The last Korean horse-racing themed picture to come our way
was last year’s woeful Kim Tae-hee vehicle
Grand Prix, which I savaged when I reviewed it a few months ago. 2011 has seen fit to grace us with a
new equine melodrama in
Champ, which
was a little more successful (though not a hit) and features decent pedigree
with a cast comprising Cha Tae-hyun, Yu Oh-seung, Kim Sang-ho, and Baek
Yoon-shik (in a brief role).
Though I wasn’t expecting much, as the film seemed quite melodramatic
and cloying, I was cautiously optimistic that I was sitting down to a decent
film. That fanciful notion was
torn asunder nearly as quickly as the light of the first frame reached my iris. Dare I say it,
Champ might even be worse than
Grand Prix, though it is a close photo-finish race for last place.
The conceit of Champ is straightforward but nonetheless
predictable and contrived. Seung-ho
(Cha Tae-hyun) is a successful jockey but after a car accident leaves him
injured and a widow, he is unable to work. Things take a turn for the worse when he borrows money from
the wrong people and he goes on the run with his daughter, ending up on Jeju
island at a stable for training mounted police. Horse trainer Yoon is the man who drove the other vehicle in
the crash all those years ago. He
was driving a horse, who was injured, and its foal, who died. Since then the damaged horse has been
unrideable and now both she and Seung-ho will attempt to make it back to the
race track.
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| To the rescue! |
Given how filmmakers present them to us, we tend to
anthropomorphize animals in films, that is to say we apply human
characteristics to them. It’s
quite a natural thing to do and, while a little cynical to say so, it functions
as a projection of our narcissism.
Animals are an effective tool in narratives because aside from the human
elements that are imbued into their characteristics, they can almost always be
viewed as innocent. Combined,
these features are a potent formula for empathy but, sadly, extremely prone to
manipulation and sentimentality.
They work best in the realm of animation, as you can get away with just
about anything when you have ample suspension of disbelief. In live action films however, you take
a gamble every time you incorporate an animal who acts like a human, the only
exception is talking animals as they, like in animation, suggest a world that we could not possibly live in.
We are lead to believe that the horse is mourning the death
of its foal, years after the fact, this of course mirrors the death of
Seung-ho’s wife. As unlikely a
proposition as that sounds, I could just about swallow it but shortly
thereafter, the horse saved Seung-ho from drowning in a stupefying underwater
sequence. Later still, the horse
nods in the affirmative at one of its trainer’s questions. Perhaps these elements could have found
a place in a broad comedy but make no mistake, despite a few attempts at lame
humour, Champ is a melodrama on
steroids.
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| Waste of talent: Baek Yoon-shik, Cha Tae-hyun, and Kim Sang-ho |
Despite what seems like a strong cast, the performances in
the film leave much to be desired.
Aside from on early sequence where Seung-ho and his daughter pretend to
be sports announcers as they watch a horse race on TV, Cha Tae-hyun is never
given a chance to show off his skills as an energetic, fast-talking comedian,
instead he wanders around depressed and puts on a stupid grin every so
often. Kim Sang-ho, who really
impressed me in this year’s
Moby Dick and the K-Drama
City Hunter, becomes a nuisance very quickly as he hams it up and
throws himself around with his repetitive pratfalls. Oh Yu-seong may not be a top flight actor, but he was a
strong presence in films like
Beat (1997) and
Friend (2001), here he is simply miscast, he’s too dry and has no
comic timing. Most insufferable of
all, just like in
Grand Prix, is the
little girl who wails throughout most of this lengthy punishment of a
film. It’s not cute crying either,
her protracted ear-piercing shrieks are so devastating, that they seem to carry
through to other scenes.
Add in a few too many sideshows with low-level gangsters, gamblers, rival jockeys, mounted police, and corrupt businessman as well as the cringe-inducing impromptu dancing and all of the above and you’re left with a 133-minute exercise in endurance that I strongly suggest you stay well away from. Aside from the underwater rescue sequence and a handful of other brief ludicrously bad moments,
Champ doesn’t even fit into the so-bad-it’s-good category. It’s just dull and annoying.
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| Incessant wailing |
Frankly, what was I expecting? Unlike other sports such as boxing and baseball, horse-racing has not really had an illustrious history of representation on screen. In recent memory there was 2003’s Oscar-bait against-the-odds based-on-a-true-story
Seabiscuit, which almost made me want to throw myself under a galloping horse. Last year, Disney tries a similar gambit with
Secretariat, which, though I had an opportunity to see it before its release, I couldn’t bring myself to sit through. The best films featuring the racetrack typically focus away from the action happening on it like the anarchic brilliance of the Marx Brothers classic
A Day at the Races (1937) or Kubrick’s dark early caper
The Killing (1956). While of late Korea may have blighted the relatively small crop of horse-racing films on offer, US premium cable channel HBO may have found an answer in
Luck, a racetrack drama with a myriad of characters from
Deadwood creator David Milch which will begin to air in January. I was lucky enough to see the pilot, directed by Michael Mann, this past summer and though it was an early cut, it was phenomenal and may give this sub-genre a reason to exist in future.
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| Horse race or moonwalk? |
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